Gack Yack

Ingredients:

2 Tablespoons nutritional yeast
1/2 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vegan parmesan (optional)
2 Tablespoons water
1/2 teaspoon spicy brown mustard
1/4 block of extra-firm tofu, drained and cubed (total drainage isn’t necessary since the cubes should be soft when cooked)
1/2 Tablespoon curry powder
3-4 cups baby spinach (approx – I used about three big handfuls)
veggie oil

Directions:

Heat veggie oil on medium heat in a large skillet.

In a small custard bowl, mix nutritional yeast, onion powder, salt, vegan parm, water, and mustard until well-blended.  Pour in heated skillet. Add tofu over-top of the “cheesy” sauce; coat tofu cubes completely with mixture by flipping, turning, etc. Allow to cook on one side for about 3-5 minutes, then flip. Move to one end of skillet.

In the newly available skillet space, add more oil (if necessary) and curry. Add spinach and mix well with curry/oil. Stir-fry spinach and curry until spinach is cooked through. Stir-fry spinach and tofu together until mixed evenly.

Serve immediately over pasta or grain of choice.

Serves: 1-2 (hunger is a determining factor)

Preparation time: 10 to 15 minutes (approx)

Courtesy of VegWeb.com

BEHOLD, the unbreakable bonds of food love: Milk and cookies. Peanut butter and jelly. But most of all, spaghetti and meatballs. For those brave enough to step away from the Lightlife and make their own balls, a recipe is coming AT YOU. Tonight we take you INSIDE a vegan meatball.

Courtesy of SuperVegan

Balls
Makes three dozen balls (6-8 servings)

* 2 c cooked kidney beans
* 1 c dry lentils
* 2 c vegetable broth
* 1/4 c ground flax seeds
* 6 oz tomato paste
* 2 tbsp mustard
* 2 tbsp safflower oil
* 1 1/4 c panko bread crumbs
* 1/3 c a-p flour
* 2 tbsp dried oregano
* 1 tbsp dried thyme
* 1 tbsp dried rosemary
* 1 tbsp dried marjoram

Sauce

* 2 jars of sauce, if, like me, you don’t need to prove anything cause you’re about to make your own meatballs. YEAH.
* 1 medium-sized onion
* 2 tbsp chopped garlic
* 2 sliced zucchini
* 2 tbsp safflower oil

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spray a dainty coat of oil on a large baking pan.

2. Pour veggie broth in a sauce pan and place lentils inside. Bring to a boil at medium heat. Simmer until lentils soften, about 15 minutes. If you don’t have veggie broth, don’t make this. It will not be as good and I absolutely cannot be responsible for your failures.

3. Combine all ingredients and mix thoroughly. I use a stand-up mixer because I’m spoiled. So can you!

4. Time to get messy. Form dough into balls about the size of golf balls and line them up on the baking pan.

5. Toss the baking pan in the oven to bake for 30 minutes, turning balls every 6 minutes.

6. Remove balls from oven. Get spaghetti water salted and heating toward a boil.

7. Heat oil in a very large frying pan at low heat. Once it’s sizzling a little (but not smoking) add the onions, garlic, and zucchini and saute until they are fragrant and translucent. Introduce sauce and meatballs. (Sauce, meatballs. Meatballs, sauce.) Keep everything moving in the frying pan until all is warmed through.

8. Meanwhile, throw that spaghetti in the boiling water and cook until finished. If things go to plan, the spaghetti and the meatballs will be done at the same time.

9. Serve!

IHOP is cruel and Bill Mahr is not happy about it. In the video below, Mahr teams up with the Humane Society of the United States to shed light on IHOP’s support of cruel animal slaughters through the use of caged eggs. You may now weep in your pancakes.